#LoveIsland Nial when Adam and Kendall get back

Want to wish my good friend Megan Liberty to bigegat congratulations on finishing uni with a first!!!! Xxxxx

When it hits 18 degrees in February

germs when you drop your food 🤣 x.com/lizanyalunchbo…

Wasn’t expecting this many plot twists 🤣🤣 x.com/rahm3sh/status…

you won boris. enjoy downing street, i hope it makes you happy. dear lord, what a sad little life, boris. you ruined jeremy’s rep completely so you could have a majority and i hope now you can use this to get lessons in grace and decorum xx #ElectionResults2019

When Stormzy said the UK is 100% racist, he meant the UK is 100% racist, not 100% of the UK is racist. There’s a big difference. And if you don’t think Britain is racist then you are most likely racist.

cool to guilt-trip ordinary people for every tiny thing that might spark joy while oil execs dip their hands in big barrels of dinosaur juice to lube up every time they have a wank

Mike is moving like it’s 2.45am and the party done at 3. #LoveIsland

Telling a Black man to respect cops to avoid being killed is the same as telling a woman to dress appropriately to avoid being raped

*takes bite of Pringle* yes *nods at date then waiter* we'll have the tube

As soon as I open my eyes in the morning I think I can’t wait to go fucking bed tonight

Miss these gals xxx Daisy Walton @Elliee094 Libby.

Nothing more painful than being 0.5 of a size too big for cheap junior shoes