The hinge headquarters has a 400 page file of me and my mugshot is plastered on the walls

i want your things in my room i miss you all of the time i stalk myself on the internet just to see what you’ll find

the world has very clearly become hell but this is a hilarious way to talk about nuclear escalation

i attempted remote viewing Satoshi Nakamoto Bitcoin private keys only to discover it's being safeguarded by formidable astral beings

lost footage: a young ronaldo free styling with a staff member during a photoshoot. the staff member impressed ronaldo 💥

You ever get so high it feel like you got a hat on

wow look i’m joe keery im in tame impalas music videos and get handcuffed by sabrina carpenter and star in stranger things go fuck yourself joe

i’m jk’ing I love djo

when something is technically impressive with zero soul

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The plan? We gamble the entire global economy on inventing a technology that will abolish basically all jobs on the planet

This is what it feels like to listen to The Smashing Pumpkins

sports are a great metaphor for life, the bad guys with the most money backed by israel always win