Odeio quando a ansiedade me dá problemas no estômago, tipo, vc é um transtorno mental, fica no seu canto

she fucked the city up with this one

MY PHONE : *on 1%* MY PHONE: *dies* ME :

I swear the air gets heavier around 7 pm on Sundays. You can feel the Microsoft Teams energy approaching.

2000-2008 R&B music videos was just men stalking women

If Zohran Mamdani was a waiter ik he would go up to a table of 40 year old women and be like “are we celebrating a 21st birthday tonight ladies 😉” and they would eat it tf up and leave him a 30% tip

Can we take a step back and realize how insane it is that the President of the United States is beefing with the Pope.

adoro #euphoria porque se eu estiver a ter um dia péssimo a rue de certeza que está a ter um dia pior

Telling people I don’t cook only to make elaborate meals for myself is my type of carrying on 😭

mind you they came to school without backpacks

I’ve never heard this song in my life

At what point did we collectively decide to stop calling them “PowerPoint presentations” and start calling them “decks”?

When y'all finally unblock each other and now y’all back on FaceTime

Hearing birds chirp outside and you haven’t slept

I just know a sandwich and the beach can’t wait to see me coming😭⏳🥹

Ok, why is my tl filled with Will and Jada again?

I thought she was on crack when I was a kid

May is a 3 pay period month

She should’ve left his ass after she found out he was laying it low and spreading it wide while she was off making a joyful noise unto the Lord