Imagine being nicknamed Guitar George and not knowing all the chords

On this day in 1971, German communist Monika Ertl assassinated Roberto Quintanilla, the Bolivian officer responsible for Che Guevara’s execution. 🧵

Booker (drained, teary eyed): and with that I yield the floor (15 minute long raucous standing ovation) Next order of business the confirmation of Kevin Sorbo to head the department of Housing. And it’s unanimous (gavel bang)

This fuckface doesn't speak for me, if you're built like this you can sit directly on my face

Existing in a war zone with your life constantly under threat and still finding the time, strength, and resources to feed the animals is one of the strongest examples of what a man should be that I've ever seen. May Palestine one day be free

All this clip taught me is that Cuba is a mecca for ass guys

The bulge and the beautiful

need

Palestine will always rise. Blooming again and again from the ashes.

Enjoying a nice afternoon cum

drinking beers and horny replying to everything on my tl

I once invited a girl over with booty intentions and put on Don Hertzfeldt's "It's Such a Beautiful Day" Definitely ruined the vibe, but it's a great movie

I have, and it's the girl reading this 😌

My hobbies include jerking my shit at respecting women