Nothing makes a Saturday better than the orange and blue losing. #canthang #alwaysthelittlebrother

You all wanted him. The whole family was “all in”. Now, you all are all out. 🤣 You wanted him, you got him, and you’re probably stuck with him. I welcome the “Malzahn years”. #familynotallin 😱

Huge pet peeve: not using the merge lane, excuse me the insanely long merge lane, correctly. 🤬

Watching the draft and realizing you only want to see Aladdin to witness Will Smith as a big blue genie.

Can we normalize basic eye lashes… this new trend is getting out of hand. #juststop #bebasic

Is craving bread pudding. Like a whole pan. With some vanilla ice cream 😳😳 #fatkid #ilovefood #thestruggleisreal 😋😋

Spring Break is a good tease for summer time. I understand kids. Teachers want to check out now till May too. #wentbytoofast 😕

I wonder if men ever really know how good sheets feel? I recognize the comfy cozy feeling less than I should 😁😳 #freshlyshavenlegs

Britney just sent me back to 4th grade. I'm upset she's not performing in Vegas in December. #stilltheoriginalgirlcrush #imaslaveforyou

Traffic light out on 280 at Wells Fargo Regions intersection coming out of downtown James Spann

Tax free weekend: as an adult realizing you should have taken more adv when mom took you on her dime #broke #shopaholicprobs #postgradlife 🤑

If dropping your kids off at daycare is anything like dropping your dog at the vet I'm gonna be THAT mom one day.

ABRN 2, SPNR 3 | Final Score gc.com/g586d59af7c692…

Headed to Destin tomorrow about 2:00..... thoughts? James Spann

Not hating. Just saying.... smoker, y'all ruin the window down sunroof open weather. #stopitalready #wheresmyair

When you get wedding photos back & there's so many you're completely overwhelmed. #idontknowwherertostart

Any idea for back up on 459N? It's all the way to 280 overpass. James Spann

James Spann It's on lookers delay. Wreck moved to right shoulder before liberty parkway exit.

Northeast Regional Spain Park vs Grissom February 15, 2018 12:00 PM Jacksonville State University #goSPjags

Grocery pet peeve. If you see the customer strategically unloading the buggy..... there’s a reason. Bagger clue in don’t just think it’s a game and bag them anyway you please. #ocd #cluein #imnotalone