bottling up all your emotions until you eventually reach rock bottom and the only thing you have left is the gym

Been attracted to sluts my whole life

Or she’s just better than you lmao. Mouth wetter, cooks better, actually shuts up, sky’s the limit

Clubbing has to be the most overrated adulthood activity.

en mi puta vida iba a pensar que viviria pa ver las tetas de laura

Some of you girls need to be MOMS this Halloween, y’all been HOES ALL YEAR

& yall want financial support IMMEDIATELY

How we sleepin if I pay for my girlfriends homegirl meal

I’ve been blocked, unblocked, unfriended, and unfollowed, but never told i was bad in bed.

me comforting her after we go sass for sass and she loses (she never stood a chance)

“Voy a salir adelante con la ayuda del señor” El señor:

Si no me van a festejar así, mejor no quiero nada

One throat goat is worth 10 girlfriends

Hoy cumplo un día sin pistear

i have one year to get rich so i can no life this game comfortably

I am so happy my family is just full of alcoholics and don’t do any gay shit like this

kanye wasn’t wrong when he said “there's a thousand yous there's only one of me" 💀

Forex Members used to be in CULTS 😂