“I asked grok” “I asked chat gpt” okay well I asked my invisible 6 foot 3 1/2 inch tall rabbit best friend named Harvey

Dare I say Polanco and Bichette being tested early and often is best and hopefully they learn from it and get better now or WE learn from it and just get Baty in the field more regularly.

Fuck all y’all niggaz that like the nationals. Y’all like the packers to me now bitch

Before everyone overreacts baseball games before April 2nd don’t count. I don’t make the rules that’s just how it’s always been

Retro NYC video store marks booming first year in business - thanks to growing Gen-Z demand for VHS, DVDs trib.al/1tDBZRH

I think if Spielberg had the story of Dial of Destiny w/ younger Harrison ford it would be the greatest movie franchise of all time.

If I was Westside Gunns kid my big science fair experiment would be cooking a brick in the air fryer

Vincent D'Onofrio plays a character named Lobotomy in this movie. Five stars.

Mamdani: if you have a house in NYC that you don’t live in that is worth over $5 million, you have to pay an extra tax on it Guy from my grade school who is now a Suffolk County police officer:

I’m not actually smart I just know how to agree with people really well.

Tonight. If you’re in Philly please come out. Lloyd Kaufman ᴛʀᴏᴍᴀ ᴇɴᴛᴇʀᴛᴀɪɴᴍᴇɴᴛ

Standing room only at Thrillerdelphia. One the great honors of my life to interview Lloyd Kaufman about his 50+ years in the film industry, then sign some books beside him afterwards.

pat mcafee and jelly roll at wrestlemania is insane. that’d be like going to see metallica but then condoleezza rice comes out and talks about the council of foreign relations

I saw Lee Cronin's Mummy with a Chinese menu in her hand

Before Live Laugh Love, we had:

L&B Spumoni Gardens

If I gotta watch Mark Vientos follow through like he just hit a bomb even though it’s a ground out to second ima end it all. Fuck Scott boras and get this guy outta here.