Our beloved legendary captain leaves, our whole squad implodes, every player we failed to sign either scores against us or scores crucial goals that impact us, West Ham survive at our expense, Chelsea are the ones to relegate us and Arsenal win the quad. Yeah, that’ll do.

The ball wasn’t even in the net before those Spurs defenders were blaming each other.

Team full of people who lack brains, character and technical ability. The result of years of recruitment based on opportunity rather than strategy. Archie Gray aside. Will deserve his move. 19 and shows up more than anyone.

The Trump administration is systematically dismantling sanctions on Russia to try to tame an oil price spike of its own making. And to make matters worse, it won’t even work to tame prices ofac.treasury.gov/media/935191/d…

“Literalism was once the province of the religious… Today, literalism is increasingly embedded in the secular world.” My The Observer column: observer.co.uk/news/columnist…

Fans did their part, players have given some better effort, but ultimately there is a terminal lack of technical quality in this squad and it’s too much to overcome.

There’s going to be a lot of derision for the pre-match scenes after weeks of being told by the same people we need to do more to help the players. Don’t listen to it, the fans are the only people at Tottenham who have done their jobs properly for a long, long time.

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It’s perfectly reasonable for a woman (or anyone else) to be unhappy about their club hiring someone who went above and beyond to launder the reputation of a man credibly accused of domestic & sexual abuse, and if you think that’s ‘woke’ your brain has been rotted by the internet

My problem with modern football and De Zerbi 🗣️

It's the history of the Italy #THFC

What a desperate rabble. Cowards. No capacity to handle an iota of adversity. All faux determination: arguing themselves into silly bookings and committing lazy fouls as, to a man, second to everything. The second half especially has been shameful on every level.

A huge issue for a relegated Spurs is losing a generation of fans. Club already a tough sell to kids, even locally—my two play in N17 and it’s 80% Arsenal shirts. But Kane & Son long gone, club a joke (my eldest is teased at school), successful local rivals, confused branding...

I had to get this off my chest 🗣️

Sunderland striker Brian Brobbey should have been sent off against Tottenham, the Premier League's KMI Panel has said. Brobbey pushed Cristian Romero into keeper Antonin Kinsky but escaped a second yellow. Romero suffered a season-ending knee injury. 👇 bbc.co.uk/sport/football…

Remember when everyone rolled over for Leicester exactly 10 years ago? Yeah I'm feeling the same vibes a decade later

Each manager turbo-runs the full Tottenham experience even quicker than the one before, genuinely a fascinating phenomenon. De Zerbi has had more season ending injuries than games.

Brilliant game, so of course ruin it with VAR. Insane decision

45 minutes to remind you why you love football so much and now a reminder of what they've done to it.

There is no doubt at all that Arsenal will win the final 1-0 from a corner