Its a bad day to be a 32oz Miller Lite from 99 Restaurants

I have a mullet

Just rewatched the trailer for Outer Wilds and it might be top 3 games of all time It makes me feel things no other game has ever made me feel, and I know im not the first person to say that but fuck man

I'm happy. I hope all of you are happy as well

Defect got chunky, im into it

I have a cat now

Slay the Spire 2 did the impossible. Made a perfect game more perfect

For my birthday, I want to be in a Waraq video

This fucking sucks

I had a dream where I was fighting a giant robot skelton and I called it a "scumbag piece of shit" Apparently, I said that outloud and my girlfriend thinks i was dreaming about her

ASMR idea : I shit my pants on a quiet subway

I was drunk and bought a comically large deck of cards

How do I tell my personalized ads that I can't be a sperm donor anymore because I got snipped Stop telling me I can make extra money donating sperm, I CANT DO IT

Panasonic made a GameCube and I want it

Does matter how or why or what, but when jermique is in the news it makes me happy

Mu shu fasa

Im dipping nuggets you've never heard of into sauces you couldn't understand And I ain't talking about nuggets