if you watch one thing today make it this

The Great - S02e3 “Alone at last” is a masterpiece. Perfect television.

This thread tho. I’M OBSESSED.

Just saw a reel that said staying home is good for anxiety and bad for depression and going out is good for depression and bad for anxiety, so I’m going to stand halfway out my door and let my brain have an overload of emotions 😭

Damn, that was 10 years ago! Monumental af, the more I think about it. #dominoes

Stellar review by the also-stellar Frances Nguyen! buzzfeednews.com/article/france…

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No straight people until age 21, you heard the lady

To every media person in my emails today asking me for a comment about Louis CK. Stop asking ME. Ask MALE comedians. What not ask Patton Oswalt, Judd Apatow, Marc Maron, David Cross, Bo Burnham, Aziz Ansari, Pete Holmes, Rory Scovel, Mike Birbiglia, Doug Benson, Ron Funches?

I’m gonna laugh if #Severance is simply a VERY expensive Meyers/Briggs test.

At his best, RIP Gilbert.

$10,400,000,000 NYPD budget and they couldn’t get their radios to work in a crisis, the surveillance cameras “malfunctioned” and no officers prevented anything or apprehended anyone. But politicians plan to just throw more money at it, no questions asked.

Philosophers: the only way to solve the trolley problem is to kill one of these groups of imaginary people. Model railway dads:

Dudes Posting Their W’s

Every time, gotta watch it every. time. Probably RT it 50x too, idk.

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11 Promises from a Manager: a 🧵 1. We’ll have a weekly 1:1. I’ll never cancel this meeting, but you can cancel it whenever you like. It’s your time.

Isn’t this usually the start of some galactic shenanigans??

Wow, Willow Pill’s performance: EPIC weirdness. #DragRaceFinale ❤️❤️❤️

Twitter was already exhausting, but this recent news just seals the deal. I’ve been long overdue for a break (both here and FB). I hope everyone enjoys the increased navelgazing that comes with Twitter’s new leadership.