"I've told the players we need to win so that I can have the cash to buy some new ones." - C.Turner - ow.ly/cEdU5

"The referee was booking everyone. I thought he was filling in his lottery numbers." - I. Wright - ow.ly/cEdU7

It was the game that put the Everton ship back on the road." - A.Green - ow.ly/cEdU8

"The ageless Dennis Wise, now in his thirties." - M.Tyler - ow.ly/cEdU9

"If you can't stand the heat in the dressing room, get out of the kitchen." - T.Venables - ow.ly/cEdUa

"People always remember the second half." - G.Taylor - ow.ly/cEdUc

"I can see the carrot at the end of the tunnel." - S. Pearce - ow.ly/cEdUd

"The first 90 minutes are the most important." - B. Robson - ow.ly/cEdUe

"All human history moves towards one great goal." - J.Joyce - ow.ly/cEdUf

"I manage a team, for beach soccer. I'm the coach. Player, coach." - E.Cantona - ow.ly/cEdUh

"I think foosball is a combination of soccer and shish kabobs." - M.Hedberg - ow.ly/cEdUi

"I'm a rock star because I couldn't be a soccer star. " R. Stewart - ow.ly/cEdUj

"Kung fu and soccer are the two things that I was most interested in as a child." S. Chow - ow.ly/cEdUk

"It is not sacrifice if you love what you're doing." -M. Hamm #soccer - ow.ly/cEdUl

"True champions aren't always the ones that win, but those with the most guts." -M. Hamm #soccer - ow.ly/cEdUm

"Take your victories, whatever they may be, cherish them, use them, but don't settle for them." -M. Hamm #soccer - ow.ly/cEdUn

"The person that said winning isn't everything, never won anything." - M. Hamm #soccer - ow.ly/cEdUo

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"I hope all you young girls see yourself up there, ... We were just like you." - M. Hamm #soccer - ow.ly/cEdUp

ATTN Men: If you cook for a woman at night you will also cook for her in the morning #thinkaboutit