britney spears was cooking when she dropped "(you drive me) crazy"

my wife

my wife is sick I hope i explode

The vending machine food in this courthouse is so damn expensive, why am I paying 7 dollars for milk

They hate me because I have a beautiful wife and my ass is fat

Someone's blasting some loud ass music nearby and it's not even 12 p.m yet

Plans are being made for Halloween

I live here for years now, but I still can't get used to how cold it gets during December! Well, at least it's an excuse to wear my lucky coat ;)

Man I ate so much people will start to think I'm the one pregnant

I really should go to the beach once I'm free and jump seven waves for some good luck.

OH MY GOD

I'M A DAD YOU GUYS

I haven't slept well at all in these last few days but man am I excited

I didn't realize balancing out work life with my new responsibilities would be so hard oof

wife :)

daddy long dick back in LA

who up eddieing their fender