Whenever something bad happens to me it’s like oh great. Something bad is happening to me AND I have ugly fucking hair

You better remember to order off our secret menu this Thursday! #HelloKittyandFriends #TheStuffYouLove

before 2007, there was no concept of having a rat on your head controlling you. now there is. being ratatouilled. what other concepts are we missing because there’s no language for it

Have we ever considered that Hailey Bieber has a humiliation kink?

i$aBelle that part

i want this 😩

It’s almost that time of the year…. 😭

The Common People episode of Black Mirror had me TEARING UP 🥲

it is so insane to me that people no longer understand the difference between 'transactional' and 'social graces.' Like, if a friend saves you hundreds in lodging fees, buy them dinner and wine. That's basic etiquette.

praying that I’ll have to draft a contract for CA bar PT 🙏🏼 or a cross examination 💪🏼

Tell her I’ll treat her right and let her cheat 🙏🏼🤍

I’m watching this new era of Cheaters & they caught a man fuckin in the back of a pickup truck with a horse mask on , man what the fuckkkk 😂😂😂

Not the first rapper, not the first male, but the first artist ever. “Distance between us is not like a store, this isn’t a closeable gap”

God we really got straight up IDIOTS out here talking like they’re intelligent

me asfff 💀

$43 now cause I just bought a bottle

my plans for this week

Y'all I deleted Twitter off my phone to focus on Bar Prep bc y'all the ones I love the most 🥲 I WILL MISS YOU BUT MY NEXT TWEET WILL BE "I PASSED" !!!!!!!!!

I PASSED 🥹💛!!!