Drake and Josh [Requested]

I told him that whoever wears those glasses is gonna win at chess. He believed it HAHAHAHAHA babe

Looks like a Pretty Little Liars commercial shot if you ask me

A day with the ladies

Do something useful and bring that fire extinguisher downstairs, my semifreddo just caught fire! x.com/elitenephilim/…

Encantooo!! Why isn't working?

30 Rock

I seriously need to get some SLs going here, anyone up for it?

If you got hazel/blue eyes and black hair you get more points, you know, favourite combination and all

Magnus Bane don't thank me, don't *kisses his cheek, then his lips again* just marry me, again, and go with me on a honeymoon, just..-

Magnus Bane -just live me, Magnus, be my life, because you are

My heart💔💔 x.com/prettyboyyalec…

Casanova, I'm giving you a hint: Isabelle x.com/malignmischief…

I got Simon and Raphael bickering on my TL like an old married couple So cute!

He must! Saphael will rise! x.com/thechoosenoone…

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if you then didnt you dont love me deserve me at my at my

Someone: “Is that a knife in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?” Me:

“...Would you take the wheel. If I lose contr-“

Okay. I’m homisensual. Homo sensual. Homo oh sef ual. STEVE.