“divorced my wife because she was too perfect and gave me too much peace" ~ Said no man ever

Arsenal and Atleti waiting for who to attack first😭

My morning routine consists of me checking my phone until my eyes stop blurring, then sighing for ten minutes.

Big account followed me, I follow am back. He unfollowed me, I unfollow am back.

Stop asking for permission. It’s much easier to ask for forgiveness after you’ve already won.

No cap but only if you win at the end ,so make sure u win!

Most used app on your phone?

Make all my opponents no vex😭😭😭 I was in the dark then 😭😭😭

This game just dey vex me

Arsenal losing today will heal me from yesterday’s lost

You’re single but your bed is your best friend, I’m not sorry for you

Happy Sunday guys, don’t forget to keep the day holy

Tomorrow is Monday again. We honestly need longer weekend

Black women are so beautiful

Impression just scarce anyhow

If Parents were only allowed to have 2 Kids, would you exist 🌚? Me: No 😩

They’ve been top since matchday 6

Arsenal fans realizing the quadruple was them finishing 2nd, 4 seasons in a row.

Does this person look normal to you? 😂😂😂