‘Are you crying? What’s wrong?’ me: hay fever

Honestly need to fix how I make drinks. I could spit this gin out and burn a hole in the wall 🥴

‘And here we have our medal hope, taking to the floor’ ‘Yes….interesting choice of music’ *WAP starts playing*

finding out YUNGBLUD was in Brighton tonight just as I sprinted for my train has me feeling like this…

URM MA’AM WHERES THE DMS

villain vibes have never felt so good

Spotted the wild Gottmik wagon!

just a couple of gyals at the beach

Day 847 of trying to get a DM slide from tyler oakley

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ah rib tattoos, your the gift that keeps giving 😭

Not gonna lie, finding work is probably the most stress inducing thing ever 😪

what’s the sitch?

People hiding at Centre Parcs to avoid leaving at 10am

Oh my god, can’t believe I met SMINTY earlier, she didn’t say much though #DragRaceUK

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Is there anything sadder than a TK Maxx men’s shoe department?

pronouns : he/him height : 5ft9 shoe size : 10 zodiac : sagittarius smoke : no tattoos : 20 piercings : 6 fav color : greige fav drink : passionfruit martini if you see this, do it

Maybe I like tiny trees that take too much attention then realise, why am I doing this?

friday mood