But I got drunk and missed my tt start time

But the crit reg fees cost more than $69

but I like to argue on twitter when I am wrong

but I spent training time making a video on my official coaching account about how I did not fuck up

but I was banging around like it was a big race and crashed people out

but Bruce Banner likes to deviate from his line in a sprint

But there is always that one "teammate of convenience"

but some guy who races Zwift lapped the field on his cross bike. Twice.

but some guy wearing jorts lapped the field. Twice. #hartford

but Ellen stole my brand

but geno.

But I had a rubbing disc rotor

But I entered my weight correctly on a zwift race

But I stayed up watching tiger king and forgot to train

But I flatted my air mattress in a zwift race

But my bluetooth power meter dropped out in a zwift race

But I forgot to take a selfie at #ponyhenge

But I rode outside instead of racing zwift

But I got shamed on zwift for not shaving my legs