70 years of feminism and the most profitable occupation for women is still prostitution

What is the charge? A birthday bj for the brown boy? A succulent birthday bj for my little brown boy?

Bob Mortimer pays tribute to Mortimer & Whitehouse: Gone Fishing star Ted, who has passed away 💔

JP Morgan brokers discussing performance reviews:

Have to admit that I was floored by news that the recent stabbing rampage against London Jews was carried out by a Somali jihadist named “Essa Suleiman.” This is not what smash Netflix series Adolescence prepared me for

Dear The Police Please continue to kick stabbers in the head. Thanks Lots of love The non stabbers

About to walk the pooch & spotting there’s a new The Anytime Notebook podcast out. Doesn’t get much better than that 🎺

Buyers of Murphy frames thrown away are in clover already.

And another one. Getting ridiculous this.

Always the fucking bridesmaid.

Absolute cherry on top knowing this ‘goal’ has killed every Luton top 6 bet I had. Excellent stuff.

I don’t think Allen will ever recover from that. Gut wrenching stuff.

Green & Lefty loons “Open borders, We love migrants” Reform “We will open detention centres in constituencies that voted for MPs who want open borders” Green & Lefty loons “That’s not fair” “It’s bullying, it’s against the law” Me “Well you voted for it”

When Robbie Savage shared a room with John Hartson, he learned one rule: The safest thing you can do… is pretend you’re asleep. Hartson walks in one night “around 3 a.m.” Savage doesn’t move. Because if Hartson thinks you’re awake… “He’d do something like dive on you or

The calendar is massively missing something like this. Ryder Cup style format, GB v ROW with 4 tables in play. Similar layout to a home nations event so the crowd can see all 4 tables. Mixture of doubles and singles. Come on WST pull your fingers out!!!

Will more than likely have egg on my face come 10pm tonight. But I can’t turn down these PSG prices.

Anyone voting for this guy is an absolute clown. Go and run for parliament in Isreal/Palestine if you care about them so much. It’s the fucking UK elections and all he cares about is what’s going on on the other side of the world 🤡