It’s a generational beef

Megan Thee Stallion:

Fantasy buy in is $50 and 2 guys are on payment plans💔💔💔

Me and the boys watching UFC legally next year with no fear of stream crashing

How it’s gonna feel canceling that ESPN+ subscription when the UFC/Paramount deal starts:

Me drafting my friend's favorite player 3 rounds before his ADP:

🚨 🚨 🚨 The #Cowboys are trading All-Pro Micah Parsons to the #Packers & they agreed to a 4-year, $188M deal done by David Mulugheta and Certifiedadvisor of Athletes First including $136M gtd, per me, Tom Pelissero & Jane Slater.   At $47M per year, Parsons is the highest-paid non-QB

ESPN Sources: Cowboys are trading three-time All-Pro LB Micah Packers to the Green Bay Packers. Parsons and the Packers already have reached agreement on a four-year, $188 million contract. David Mulugheta of @Athletesfirst had a hand in the trade and ultimately negotiating the

HEARTBREAKING: Cowboys owner and GM, Jerry Jones, found alive in his home at 82.

Madden knew better than Jerry Jones

Micah Parsons UP CLOSE on his first day of practice with the Packers 🙌🏽

I could think of 4 other flights that were crazier

Me looking at my fantasy lineup for wk 5: (4 OUT, 2 on BYE and Brian Thomas Jr.)

Waking up in a world with no Dagestani UFC champions:

wemby vs giddey mvp race

🚨CONGRATULATIONS ON ONE HELL OF A LEGENDARY CAREER: TONIGHT WAS POTENTIALLY THE LAST GAME OF ICONIC QB AARON RODGERS HISTORIC CAREER. • Super Bowl champion • Super Bowl MVP (XLV) • 4× NFL Most Valuable Player • 5× First-team All-Pro • 10× Pro Bowl • 4× passer rating

when my friends ask for an update on the person I told them was my soulmate a week ago

Them unc jokes ain’t funny no more huh