A prefeitura de São Paulo tem dito (para delírio da direita) que cortou gastos com carnaval de rua e 100% da infraestrutura agora é paga com grana da Ambev. Não é verdade. Descobri, e conto hoje no Metrópoles, que o que a prefeitura fez foi desmembrar contratações. O que

100 years ago, if you wanted to make a banger tweet, you had to stamp it on a piece of dead tree and hand-deliver it to thousands of people.

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americans are like “i miss when commercials were good!!!”

If you’re able to steal a cops gun while riding a bike they should let you keep it

Looks like shit, Earth number 1 #teamearth

The Frame Mogging of Jesse James by the Looksmaxxer Robert Ford

disparado a coisa mais inspirada de um filme mid

Could you imagine if there were journalists whose beat was covering magicians, but they think magic is real, so they're always breathlessly reporting on the lady they saw cut in half.

This is the funniest video of 2026 so far

#thepittspoilers NOOO LOUIEEE

One of the few examples of genuinely moving right-wing art

They should greenlight a PITT spinoff called THE PITT: NIGHTSHIFT, and it should have a supernatural angle like BAYWATCH NIGHTS. Vampire comes into the ER, ghost haunting the waiting room, etc.

you thought I was candormaxxing… but I deceitmogged you

haha fun fact that was literally invented by the set designers for the movies. you believe that because LotR invented it for you to believe, it's not a coincidence

first in my bloodline to smoke this much weed

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🚨 URGENTE: VIOLÊNCIA NO CARNAVAL DE SP Minha equipe flagrou a GCM de Ricardo Nunes e a PM de Tarcísio AGREDINDO ambulantes que trabalhavam em um bloco de carnaval no centro de SP. Os guardas também jogaram gás de pimenta e ameaçaram foliões e foliãs que tentavam ajudar os

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