Golden…

“oh that trailer is bad the movie must not be good” you goon. you stooge. listen to yourself. a marketing team’s trying to make your movie-averse aunt buy a ticket and you wanna take them at face value. you are weak. you won’t survive the winter. you should be put down like a dog

My first assumption was that this person was advocating French 9/11

Correa now that the Twins are no longer draining his lifeforce

every day I come back on this app and am handsomely rewarded for doing so

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That looks like someone robbing a bank in a rubber Johnny Damon mask

The double crowd pop on the play/the ump call is amazing

devastating that Wampler™ isn't around to see this

getting into the September Overreaction spirit by predicting the Mariners will win the West by 3 games

dying at this thread, which is full of comedy gold, but I think this one is the high water mark

Checking in on how the Rays are doing

man at pitch 12 I’m throwing a knuckleball even if I’ve never thrown one in my life I just want the AB to end

This is immaterial to my thoughts on Celine Song or her work but I think more filmmakers, actors, whoever should keep responding seriously to these glib attempts at viral bullshit

Yankees gotta retire the number 27 just so they never have to see it again lmao