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OK Blue Jays Take out those Arrogant Mother Fuckers from LA

ok blue jays you know what you now must do 🫡⚾️ for baseball. for EVERYONE.

I’m soooo close #WANTITALL

LFG Toronto Blue Jays #WANTITALL #WorldSeries #Postseason

How many base running blunders do you need in one fucking game #WorldSeries #WANTITALL #postseason

Me trying to throw a rocket with my wrong hand #WorldSeries

Vladdy Jr. and Shohei both knew immediately 😲

Let Bassitt finish the game Save the pen #WANTITALL #WorldSeries #Postseason

Let's make our mark. #WANTITALL

Canada Customs at YYZ has a chance to do the funniest thing on Friday! #WANTITALL #Dodgers #WorldSeries #Postseason

Gausman has been lights out this #postseason but hasn’t gotten the run support he deserves. LFG and get him some runs!! #WANTITALL #WorldSeries

#IWishIKnewMoreAbout the first line

She #ReallyBlewMyMind amongst other things

Me not playing enough hashtags #ReallyBlewMyMind

When she let me explore the dirt road that #ReallyBlewMyMind

This wind is no joke folks….my daughter found out the hard way. Door is out of alignment and won’t latch properly 😞

I wanna smack my coworker who did this

Are your novels just as exhausting as your tweets?

inventor of shredded wheat cereal: fffuuuck i wish i could just eat a basket