If Rob Mac and It's Always Sunny don't win an #award from The Emmys for the #dance scene in the last #episode, the #system is #broken.

Buy a mirror first. Ask yourself if you really think those brown Christian lives are worth less than that white Christian building. Then maybe worry about… instagram.com/p/Bwh21ksgPtSk…

For every plastic bottle you recycle, a Buffalo Bills fan is throwing away 2 plastic tables. #BillsMafia

I could really go for a quality chem trail right now.

I didn't watch the debate, but I did get the Cliff's Notes. #comedy #VPDebate #VPDebatefly #harrispence Yasiin Bey David Chappelle

Are we sure we are going to keep televising NFC East games? #SNFonNBC #SNF #proofthataddictionisreal #toiletbowl #nfcLeast #nfceast #nfl #nojustno #relegationbattle

Election day is on Tuesday because they don't want to compete with football for ratings. . . . . #2020Elections #2020Election #TheMoreYouKnow #civilwar2021 #hashtagnotblessed #orbecauseeverythingaboutourelectionsisstupid

How much better off would we be as a society if Queen's Gambit came out in March instead of Tiger King? Anya Taylor Joy Netflix #QueensGambit #TigerKing #Netflix #bingewatching #worththewait

What's happening with Pac-12 Conference football right now is a perfect example of #peerpressure. The decision to not play football this fall was always the right one, but they let their idiot friends change their minds. #wisdomofthecrowd #pac12football #COVID19

When you trail at the dawg pound With two minutes on fourth down #diarrhea #Ravens #lamarjackson #CLEvsBAL #RavensFlock #MNFxESPN

Following a customary period of #reflection that comes with each new year, I've finally accepted into my heart that Dave and RICH HOMIE BABY! created one of the greatest #music #videos/#documentary short #films of all time. youtu.be/yvHYWD29ZNY

To everyone resigning in Washington today, If you'll allow me to speak freely on behalf of the right and the left and the center and the apathetic, we're not impressed by your resignation two weeks before your last day. #buhbye

Oh to be a fly on the wall at the wardrobe negotiation between #sohokaren and her lawyer for the interview with Gayle King. If the middle ground was a tube top and "daddy" hat, imagine what she actually wanted to wear.

Just thinking about how far ahead of it's time the TV show #cheapseats was by the The Sklar Brothers. I still think about the episode where #JimLampley was commentating Calvin Murphy jumping rope. Great stuff all around. #Podcastwhimsy

Gladys Knight just retired Fergie #NBAonTNT #NBAAllStarGame #NBAllStar #AllStarGame #AllStarGame2021

Kenny Smith after every dunk. #NBAonTNT #NBAAllStar #AllStarGame

Allow me to summarize American culture: We all knew what a two liter was a long time before we knew what a liter was. #diabetes #metric

#DONDA - if "this meeting could have been an email" was an album.

I'm eavesdroppinging two guys lamenting about real estate being gentrified. Not because they think gentrification is bad, but because they want to be the ones to do the gentrifying.

I'm officially in love with Michelle Wolf