I think this carrot ate its own twin.

Oh no, I jinxed it. I watched #Frozen last night and now it's snowing again.

More ballparks and stadiums need to start doing fair-like food experiments, mostly because frying anything brings it closer to godliness.

Why do I feel like I need to have the sound on for these Russian dash cam videos? I don't speak Russian.

I'm not sure why I get so excited at the idea of a free pint glass (with nothing in it).

Someone needs to come up with a franchise plan for these businesses where you go buy stuff to break, a-la Office Space.

Well, that just happened.

Join me tonight! RT DC Beer: Coming up at 06:00PM: DC⚡️101 & Samuel Adams Beer Takeover at Jackpot. See more at bit.ly/dcbeercalendar !

I'd be willing to try these chips made from ground up crickets...if only because they named them "Chirps."

You're welcome! RT: carene thank you DC⚡️101 and Tessa Hall for the #kerfuffle tickets! can't wait for 311!

@johnnyboothe You are nothing more than a popcorn fart.

Can you drink all night without getting drunk? Yes...but there's one thing you have to do first. dc101.com/v/h6 - Tessa Hall

Most of the time, the decision to take the elevator or stairs depends on whether I'm feeling lazy or impatient.

Getting ready to intro . Taren Kaya at #DC101MPP. Gonna be a great set!

Love is in the air at #DC101mpp

View of the best crowd ever at #DC101mpp

The very kind couple helping me take a photo of me and my friends at #DC101mpp

Someone at the DMV isn't up to speed on slang acronyms.

These pneumatic heels for women sound...interesting, but what I wanna know is can I use them as a jack if I get a flat tire? I'd buy that.

@cronic1974 No, I didn't quit, although I am now working on some projects off the air not affiliated with DC101.