"I'm coming off hiatus!" said the Troll Face

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

i dont like this anymore

I wish something interesting would happen

tuna casserole again

My empire of dirt

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

the only people who still log in anymore are fucking snowdrake and fisk bot

I was in prison.

#TwitterOnTheShitter

alright that's it [splits your soul in two separate pieces that can be controlled independently with the left and right joystick]

Spoiler alert for part tw- *A wooden cane yanks me off stage. Behind the red certain, my screams, and the sounds of vicious pummeling can be heard.*

party hat sans

Me when it's cold outside: Aw-choo ah! Sneeze on that thang! (The "thang" in question is a tissue)

rt if u would kick the shit out of this loser