all credit goes to God for everything.

I love when a man is funny

When I found out Mark wears $400 Egyptian cotton tee shirts, I knew that the distinction yall make about how people spend money is rooted in anti blackness

Especially at work

when someone tells me they never met a person like me but that's the whole point of my existence

anyways, don’t stop till u get enough

me with the bad bitches this summer

I like a mf that listen #imbossy

I love being grown like yeah lemme walk around the house naked, wine glass in hand w da jerk chicken in the oven for an hr

I h@te when I gotta violate to get my point across.

No nieces or nephews just Big , Gay & Greasy

So my coworker that I thought was cool went back and told my other coworker what I said about her and I gladly repeated exactly what I said about her. Fuck they thought this was???

🥷🏾's just be chattin

when someone asks me “how you see yourself in the future”

Him : Fix your attitude or leave Me :

“women be having degrees, good jobs, nice place to live and NO man”

I’m old school that shit gay

soothsayer No other explanation other than the cia predating world events with tweets

it’s actually so smart. please don’t make a nigga that hates you your baby daddy