Starting to see tourists wearing tiny green top hats like the beginning of a zombie movie where someone has a limp.

Just about every person in Ireland would be a better guest to have on St Patrick's Day.

Bumped into an old boy from the pub there, he was moaning about the prices going up and said “he’s charging disco prices on a Wednesday afternoon”. Disco prices, just a stunning bit of phrasing.. that’ll I’ll now be using for the foreseeable

listen to me. i do not want the help of AI in anything i do. my mind is beautiful and clear. a glistening lake. if i receive another notification on my computer from a service or software asking if i want AI assistance im going to end up on the news. DO NOT POISON MY LAKE

The yoga studio I go to announced that they were opening a sister studio exclusively for women which I find pretty offensive considering I’m the only man I’ve ever seen there

you are currently locked in a kohl’s dressing room with 5 ill-fitting bikinis. as time goes on, the fluorescent lights will grow brighter, the AC will stop working, & the sound of katy perry’s “roar” will get louder. to escape, try on all 5 swimsuits without crying. good luck.

Seth Rogen drops many fascinating industry insights in this Variety interview about “The Studio,” but this one about fake progressivism in Hollywood may be my favorite

The HSE has said members of the public who were travelling for 15 minutes or more on the Dublin Connolly-Sligo train in Carriage D, which left Dublin at 5.05pm on 28 Friday March last, may have been exposed to measles rte.ie/news/health/20…

Every Dublin Bus driver handover is just 2 men like: "What is this, a bus?" "Yes" "And you want me to drive it?" "Yep" "Wow, I wasn't expecting this, I'll do my best. Would you mind explaining the plot of every episode of Lost before we go?" "Oh, you're supposed to be on the 13."

When I was young, I thought I’d grow up to be Amelia Mignonette Thermopolis Renaldi, PRINCESS of Genovia. Turns out I’m this guy.

the whole tl rn #thepitt

american pope is wrong. someone who speaks english as a first language shouldn’t be pope

This seems...unlikely.

Me, barely able to run 5k: I should run the Marathons de Sable.

Britain's what.

Hi all, I am running the Women's Mini Marathon tomorrow for ISPCC and due to the fact that I am recovering from a cold, it may well kill me. Please donate: idonate.ie/fundraiser/Sar…

Does anyone want to buy a Lana Del Rey ticket off me #ticketfairy

"Is cuma liomsa foc faoi aon Gharda', I whisper to myself, after making sure there were no Guards around to hear it.

I would pay a million dollars to be in the room when everyone involved in this article finds out