Just rode the Nub Crusher around town... Sadly, didn't end up crushing any nubs. I think they all knew Mama was out to get them. ;)

Yeah, uh huh, you know what it is. Ham & bacon! Ham & bacon! Ham & bacon! Ham & bacon! ;)

I tried riding to Canada to get some more Canadian Fat Cakes, but they wouldn't let me in... Nubs.

With help from the butter sock and the Nub Crusher, I managed to get across the Canadian border to get Fat Cakes.

I'm back in Seattle now, but I have a feeling the Canadian cops are looking for Mama... Oh, well. At least I have my Fat Cakes.

Mama needs to stop forgetting about this thing... I've just been having so much fun crushing nubs with the Nub Crusher.

'Sup, nubs? How's your Sunday going?

Someone should bring Mama some meat. I'm way too lazy to get off my bed and my mom is off with her boyfriend of the week who knows where.

Being this awesome ain't easy. ;)

I need to stop being so dang busy. Why can't I just sit home all day and eat meat? Now that's the life.

#IWouldKillToMeet the guy who came up with bacon so I could give him the biggest Mama style hug ever.

All I want for Christmas is meat. Loads of meat.

// Whoa, I forgot this existed.

// Sigh. I miss the old days.

IT'S TWO IN THE MORNING AND I NEED MEAT.

I feel like everyone died.

If you aren't voting. That makes you a nub. If you are voting but not for Jennette.Well then that makes you a bigger nub! #VoteJennette #KCA

Jennette is twenty fucking two years old. I need a moment....