Nature calls. @ Hayward, California instagram.com/p/B_PKX2fp5aA/…

Atomified Rudy Ortiz

Thinking about selling some merch. If I made some T-shirt’s that said “I trust the government no matter what, even if they steal my money and, no, I don’t want a third party” who’s gonna copp one?

Watching America try to think critically is so sad. Reminds me of listening to the star athlete read a paragraph out loud in class. SOUND👏 IT👏 OUT👏

Hill & Gravano & Cohen & 69 #nymtrushmore

in florida they want to be slim but the shelter in place kept them in so they stood in the lot did push ups and squats so why even pay for the gym?

Random shout out to MICHAEL DELORENZO I’m still mad about how they did you on #newyorkundercover

Talking about covid is so depressing that I gotta change the topic to the chip we’re all gonna have implanted in us just to lighten things up.

Mad?? When a young lady says to spit in her mouth and hit the dangly thing in the back of her throat then, goddammit, you oblige like a gentleman. The only people mad at #WAP are dudes with no manners.

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We need to also respect Alex Trebek’s work on Classic Concentration. That’s where he cut loose. That was his Twitter.

You gotta give covid credit tho. It turned creationists into Darwinians.

I don’t expect much from y’all in 2021. You don’t even know about #collagen with ya’ weak-ass hair and nails. Only the strong, baby!!!

Is Morgan Freeman really a good actor or is it just his voice? What if he sounded like Chris Rock? “Gone Baby Gone” would’ve been weird.

They say you shouldn’t talk politics and religion with polite company. I say you don’t know how boring you are without those.

Say what you will but boxing remains one of the most entertaining sports out there. It still has that old-school racial undertone that is matched only by Family Feud.

Kamala Harris is the first 100% non-white person in the Whitehouse. Damn, we thought Barack had it rough.

The only good thing to EVER come from the DH is Jim Abbott. #mlb #dh #designatedhitter #jimabbott #pichers #hitters #baseball

I always wondered why football players let someone else squeeze the water bottle into their mouths, but after what the NFL let happen to Tua, I see that they’re just preparing for life after the game.

My east Coast homies pull up on me I’m a be in NY and New Jersey this weekend….with my bro’s Rudy Ortiz and headliner Frankie Quinones aka Cholofit….