Been a real G all my life!!....Never mad at another mans success....i jst work hard nd prepare my mind for the bigger picture!!...#MyMotto!!

things wey women dey talk, you nor go really grasp the magnitude of the stupidity inside am until man talk am.

There won’t be a second date but at least she now knows why the Strait of Hormuz is a major choke point for global oil supply

We no dey use Juju cash out for this side. Any sign of low funds, we don echo Mattew 7:7.

I actually want power from national grid. I don’t want solar or inverter. I want my country to work. Shitty ass place that makes your co sufferers talk down at you for not being able to figure out or hustle solutions for government incompetence. Foolish place I hate it hereeeeeee

I think one of the most underrated blessings in life is meeting people who genuinely wish you well.

my music taste is so vast. i fit dey jam gunna make i play osondi owendi next

Welcome to the Social media Safari 😂.

Facts about men that don’t like birthdays: - They are low maintenance - They like being alone - They’re used to making themselves happy - They measure life in progress and not dates. - They pour into others more than they receive. - They don’t like drama.

Our celebrities are the most useless in the world, extremely useless.

I’m in love with this sentence: “The degree to which a person can grow is directly proportional to the amount of truth he can accept about himself without running away.”

Nggas stop smoking weed and act like they just overcame years of heroin abuse

Woman no dey fear to bill you, but you dey fear to tell am say you wan fvck am.

carbohydrate wan kill us for this country

THE BOLD ONE Emirates FA Cup Enjoy your quadruple, pal.

To be truly fluent in English, you must know your shits Dogshit: Very poor quality Bullshit: Not true Horseshit: Nonsense Apeshit: Rambunctious Batshit: Insane Chickenshit: Cowards Ratshit: Poor quality No shit: Obviously Holy shit: Unbelievable Hot shit:

Keep reposting until it goes viral.

No one. You just become an introvert and homebody until you have money again.

BREAKING: Never leave this earth without Knowing Jesus, Pass it on your timeline.

I want to be rich. But not Lamborghini or Rolex rich, I want to be rich enough to go to the gym at 3pm and nobody can tell me no. To tap the family in front of me at the supermarket and say, "It's on me," Rich enough that my future wife never has to worry about getting a job.