i write freaky fan fiction where cartoon's fuck

meet a giant fish... fuck it's brains out

damn people are stingy as hell with their wifi around here.. chivalry is dead

i be sleepin like a muuuuhfuckadoe

#ssutt #ssutt #cob

he is i, and i am your highness

how you gon tell me you don't love me no moooorrreeee

chased the good life my whole life long.. look back on my life and my life gone

I'm so hungry I could cry

religion been fuckin my people way before eddie long

man doggy boners freak me out... those shits are gross

So fucking special

I just checked my bank account.. now I wanna cry

Its happy hour out chea

born. take shit. get out in the world. take more shit. climb a little higher. take less shit.

@Marcuz_El_JeFe I haven't talked to him in like 3 years... so I guess thats a no

It gets hotter than Arab pussy in this house yo.. shit makes me wanna hurt something innocent

(Old Chinese dude voice) the game of chess.. is like a sword fight.. you must think first (chinese noise) before you move

How the fuck do blind people play piano? Shit can't be that hard

I know what I want.. cause I know what I want.. now gimme those in a 11