the boys at (RIP) big tony’s wedding

first they tried to cancel da baby.
now they are trying to cancel trump.

yall see the bigger picture yet?

the most eligible bachelors in America age range 24-30 are in #Percnation and thats the goddamn truth. We just have to figure out how to make approaching beautiful women less intimidating without being black out drunk!

poor guy has no idea the darkness that awaits him post grad

they need to stop bastardizing my goat like this it is fucked up

god put me on this earth to hate. its my destiny.

the post chipotle shit be doing this fr

public intoxication is such a bullshit law

i may never feel normal again

asap mommy a$ap mommy SHOW YOURSELF AT THE BANKS COWARD

reckon theres only one man in the world who loves a bud light lime as much as i do and that man is Mr Wongy

the standard beer size should be 20 oz

do i lose my white boy card if i say the shane gillis netflix show is mid

is vic mensa dead

greatest tweet ever

something to be said about hitting the genetic lottery to be born in the united states. but being born into this type of american is like winning the 5 dollar scratch off of that genetic lottery

i know this tweet was intended for me. reds game saturday though

based on a tru story not making the apple top 100 is bullshit