not having to speak

You frat niggas need prayer

A cold pineapple on a good day is a 10/10 fruit. No arguments.

Y’all been eating 4 day old meal prep chicken breast all year but Thanksgiving leftovers turn into biohazards in 24 hours? Oh okay.

I have been on vacation the first snow of every season… this year will be no different!

I’m convinced Jill Stein is pennywise!

Tonight, I made a clarified milk punch with my honey.

No. 🎈

"I gotta pee again" LMFAOO

Well they’re not wrong 😭

Wow! Anne with an E was such a beautiful show. I might’ve gotten teary-eyed a few times during the finale

The Brazilians have the dance sequences on lock!

2026

Me to Storm when school’s supposed to be closed cause of snow and she got rid of it

Happily married people will always gate keep Because if they say the things they do you’ll call the women pick mes and the men simps

Your cinnamon rolls don’t gotta be “sweet”

the vernacular y'all use online feels unnatural to say aloud in real life? huh. why is that