Tummy aches on my birthday but I’m being so brave about it

Happy birthday to my ✨boy✨

I fell in love at ren faire

How does phoebe bridgers do that

Happy Halloween from your favourite ghosts 👻🎃

Twitter going down, I must keep this joke alive

Do I tweet out all my drafts just in case? Is the death of Twitter going to push me to be the most vulnerable I’ve ever been? Find out soon

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There’s two Tim Hortons close to my house and I’m so good at picking the one that doesn’t have any bagels left

They’re taking hairspray off netflix on new years literally what is the point of 2023

One more sleep until Santa 🎄

Happy Christmas from a Christmas dog 🎄❤️

Just listened to two slow dancers by mitski with soundproof, wireless headphones for the first time and I’m a different person now

Being alive is just moving things from one room to another until you die. Anyways happy new years.

Nothing screams 25 year-old experiencing burnout like doing my full nighttime skin care routine at 5:00pm on a Friday

Learning how to change a tire out of spite.

Mitski and Hozier releasing music at the same time? Noah Kahn and Hozier live duet? Noah Kahn concert in 20 days?! My heart SIMPLY cannot take it I am CLUTCHING my pearls.

Another year, another turkey leg 🧚‍♂️🧝🏻‍♀️⚔️