karma is a mcdonald’s diet coke purring in my lap cause it loves me

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Daniel Ricciardo has been bestowed with a Kentucky Colonel title

ryan gosling performing all too well (ken’s version) wasn’t on my 2024 bingo card

i can’t stop laughing

The United States on July 4, 1776:

Good morning beautiful people… When Jersey Mike walked his ass into the kitchen and made a sandwich for the first time.. the lord above blessed his hands. What a fucking sub

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what happened to my ankles tonight mosquitologically can never happen again

i just found out my husband has a hot dog counter on his phone to track his yearly intake of hot dogs

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Can’t quite believe this… thank you for all the love, apologies if I haven’t replied to you. This hasn’t happened before. Hello and welcome to all new followers to my rather sedate timeline of crafts, gardening and homey things. It’s not usually this exciting!! 😂

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The new Pope has a degree in mathematics from Villanova University. This guy doesn’t just understand sin. He understands cos.

fresh out the slammer I know who my first call will be to