Kingdra and I have come to a conclusion, and a rather large one at that, Horsea. ... you are small.

I woke up to Altaria making itself comfortable on my chest— let me rephrase this. I was nearly suffocating in my sleep because Altaria had kept its wings over my mouth for a couple of hours.

:/

🐉: look at this fucking team i like it

Challengers were scarce today...

i didn’t sleep a wink last night and yet here i am demolishing ten year olds who didn’t think to bring an ice type

I’ve become a lot more stern in my workout regimen. Perhaps training my body will allow me to train my Pokémon better.

At Goldenrod Department store...... I saw an awfully fluffy Persian.