If this is the way football is heading, I’m suddenly a fan. 👏🏼🌟

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Useful thread for parents and non-parents alike (all year round!) 👏🏼✍🏼

15. [Not strictly from a news channel, but as it was a news item I’m including it]. When Dr Xand van Tulleken 🏳️‍🌈 was asked on BBC The One Show about following the rules and he came back with this *incredible* answer

This thread... 😫😂👏🏼

petition.parliament.uk/petitions/3285…

This was YESTERDAY

From today, those experiencing domestic abuse will be able to go into a Boots or indie chemist & seek help. If they say the codeword ‘ANI’ they’ll be taken to a private room & asked if they want to call 999 or domestic abuse helpline. ANI stands for Action Needed Immediately

Watching #deathto2020 ... no wonder we’re all exhausted.

Facebook, Instagram & WhatsApp are down. For those of you using Twitter for the first time, it’s basically the same but with less avocados on toast and less group chats with 29 people trying to organise a night out while one friend sends dog GIFs. Oh, and you can only use 240 ch

Channels still down. Frightened social media managers run out into the street screaming ‘hashtag content’ at passers-by. Influencers desperately broadcast their skincare routines over walkie talkie. Adults log into Tik Tok for the first time and begin twerking, crying softly.

I AM DEAD. 😭🤣🤣🤣