stop recommending tweets to me, i hate them

Victorian child you have to stop. you sweep too tough. your pickpocketing too different. your consumption is too bad. they’ll kill you Victorian child

that’s healthy! some people spiral on twitter for almost 60 hours so

I'm just looking for somebody to talk to and show me some love if you know what I mean

this is called limerance!!! free yourselves!!

whatever lol (in fucking tears)

almost just said "keep it moving diva" to a pigeon

me waiting for the gynecologist after they told me to undress from the waist down 20 minutes ago

Me at 1 day pregnant: omg the baby is craving a vacation in the south of France

january is over

me waking up on day 2 of my period

when alamo drafthouse gets slushies just know it's because i put in the work to make it happen

last night was a DVD bonus feature

in 10 minutes and 28 seconds its over for all of you

i spend one saturday morning with my lover and this is what i get

WAIT CAN I TWEET AGAIN