Since when the fuck can they RUN? 😭

Why did my naive ass think they were testing how strong a spider web is

“You like being choked?”

The day someone gets rude to my mum in front of me is the day she will realise she raised a lunatic

If you dip your fries in ranch we’re automatically best friends ..i don’t make the rules 🤷🏽‍♀️

Stop why did this lowkey make me emotional

Why am I awake 🧍🏾‍♀️

EVERY 👏🏾 TIME 👏🏾👏🏾

Don’t mind me just had a whole breakdown because it took me 20 mins to kill this spider in my shower…other than that my day is going great 👍🏽

No but if that spider had homies and they try to retaliate i will not hesitate to burn this whole house down 🤷🏽‍♀️

ever stuttered so bad you just stopped talking 😂?

My sleep schedule has been so trash lately

ATE

My bowl of crunch berries staring at me knowing that milk ain’t gonna soften shit up

My brain lags for about 2.5 seconds every time i search something now

Idk what possessed me to go check my mailbox so late, but there was a fat ass spider waiting in the mailbox when i opened it..i think my soul got back into the house before my body did tbh

I really be spacing out and forgetting I’m on the phone with people 🧍🏾‍♀️

I’ll never forgive myself for going to a new brow lady when mine was booked…sis had me looking like a corndog with hair for like 3 weeks

Just finished watching midnight mass on Netflix…and i wouldn’t be able to tell you wtf i just watched honestly