the worst person you know from high school is posting a picture of charlie kirk and his kids on their ig story rn

Se o Ventura se borrasse todo nas cuecas a meio da assembleia, eles jam aparecer todos de fralda e a dizer #CagãoOrgulhoso

i don't have a five year plan because every two months, i realize i need a different life.

first time it did this i thought i woke up in hell

lol we’re witnessing a mass psychosis in real time

for non ahs fans this is like rihanna returning to music

she’s got kendall locked in a bathroom on an IV drip stealing her life force

Gestures to make you more elegant and feminine

Haven’t seen a single bikini photoshoot in the snow this year, the girls are tired……

Continua a verificar-se que o Porto mantém-se regimer e Lisboa hitlerita

Na 2ª volta só há um candidato!

Se dia 8 não souberem em quem votar, considerem-me vossa arqui-inimiga.

instagram so bad now. you be all over the app and the song from a random post still playing like please go to hell

Me at work pretending to be nice

my age is news to me every single time i remember.

a olhar fixamente para os meus colegas no escritório para ver quem tem ar de querer falar comigo sobre a Casa dos Segredos