Been off Twitter and not keeping up with Red Sox baseball while out Walt Disney World all last week but what better way to jump back in on the 4th with #TEXvsBOS LET’S GO RED SOX!!!! #DirtyWater

Took me awhile to figure out how to watch the game in Texas without live tv. Finally get it on to see Caleb Ort on the mound. Why. Why. Just. Why. #TEXvsBOS

Aaaaaaand there it is. Sweet Jesus why is Caleb Ort even considered in that scenario!????!!! #TEXvsBOS #DirtyWater

Jarren Duran’s last 7 at-bats: Double Double Double Double Single Triple Double

It’s the Jarren Duran Show right now. He’s now 7 for his last 7. 6 of those hits for extra bases. Ridiculous hot. x.com/PeskyReport/st…

Jarren Duran is absolutely white hot right now. Let’s goooo!!!!! #DirtyWater #TEXvsBOS

I feel like Name Redacted Podcast Jared Carrabis Tyler Milliken Jake Yasi could do an ENTIRE EPISODE discussing and analyzing Bernardino coming out for Ort in this game. And I’d be there for every second of it. #RedSox #DirtyWater

ALEX VERDUGO SHOWING OFF THE RANGE! He’s handled RF so damn well this season.

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Watching the other teams broadcast because of blackout restrictions is just the absolute worst. I don’t even know who these commentators are. They don’t even go here! Let’s go Sox!!! #TEXvsBOS #DirtyWater

Watching Brayan Bello throw is just an absolute pleasure. That is all. #TEXvsBOS #DirtyWater

Kenley Jansen on Brayan Bello: “He’s Pedro Martínez Jr.” x.com/PeskyReport/st…

JUSTIN TURNER STRIKES AGAIN! Red Sox now up 3-0 after this RBI single. His second of the night. x.com/PeskyReport/st…

So sick of hearing the Rangers broadcast talk about how their hits would be home runs in other ballparks. Well they ain’t here! Be better! #DirtyWater #TEXvsBOS

*Ball gets thrown in the dirt for ball 4* Rangers broadcast: “apparently that one was a bit low…” 🤦‍♂️ #TEXvsBOS

SWEEPING INTO THE BREAK 🧹 FINAL: #RedSox 4, Oakland 3 #DirtyWater

ADAM DUVALL WITH AN OVERDUE DING DONG, CHRISTIAN ARROYO STAYS HOT WITH ANOTHER RBI DOUBLE, MASATAKA YOSHIDA WITH THE GAME WINNING DING DONG, SAVE FOR KENLEY, RED SOX USED ONE REAL STARTER AND SWEPT THE SERIES ANYWAY TO WIN 5 STRAIGHT #GOLDBOTTLES

The Nike employee who designed the Red Sox City Connects

My "toxic trait" is that I can derail an entire meeting with a more interesting...completely unrelated topic...the REAL toxic trait...sometimes...a lot times...I do it on purpose 😈