Ladies take notes! Met this girl online YESTERDAY, and she’s already trying to learn more about me, not just hook up. It’s called conversation. Learn it.

now and then

Quiet reminder that when you look at a map of the world, the country sizes on the atlas are not accurate or to scale. Australia has almost the same land mass as the United States, and we are on fire. We need your outrage. We need your support. We are burning.

Townsville was really going through it

The Jets posted this on their Tik Tok and deleted it 30 minutes later

ATTENTION mcr FANS I accidentally bought My Chemical Romance tickets on the same day I’m supposed to get married and they cost me $200. If anyone wants to go take my place for FREE it’s going to be at the St Immanuel’s church her name is Karen she’s 5’2 super nice girl

Nobody: Mitochondria:

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i cant stop laughing at this 😭😭😭

I’m losing my fucking mind

Sir Leopold