Been trying to say this! It's why the "weird" thing worked so well. Toxic Masculinity is a posturing, fake-ass performance, if you step up to it they will *crumble*

We have to be ready to protect the vulnerable as we ride out this Christian nationalist wave. Women, LGBTQ people, and anyone not willing to submit to conservative Christian norms may be at risk. This is the land of the free, and we intend to keep it that way.

This is every single conservative

A "things your dad didn't teach you" YouTube series but instead of shaving and a half-Windsor tie knot it's empathy and talking to your kids about consent.

"I can't get a girlfriend because you took away some of the malign social pressures that forced women to need men" is not a political opinion so much as it is a patriarchal tantrum and I don't understand supposedly left wing people who are giving any credence to it politically

🚨🚨 F*** AROUND AND FIND OUT After going viral with the phrase "your body, my choice," Nick Fuentes has had all of his personal details doxxed on Twitter by women. Your house, their choice.

When the first thing you do after being elected is threaten the security of your allies to protect one of your biggest donors, we usually call that corruption

When conservatives say they wanna go back to the 1950s, this is what they mean:

So the brain worm serial cheater who decapitated a whale & dumped a dead bear is gonna be in charge of our nation’s health and the chick who shot her dog and her goat and lied about meeting with Kim Jong Un is gonna be in charge of our homeland security. We are living The Onion.

They are synchronized

Cats really just be anywhere they want

"Did you have a good sleep" "MYAAUGGH"

At the moment, we don't know how much prices will go up as a result of tariffs. There are a lot of conditionals. But if the goal is raise the cost of imports so that people are encouraged to buy American-made goods, I want to tell you a story. 🧵

I realize you just became a Catholic, like, a minute ago but the "Deus Vult" is NOT a "Christian motto." It is a throwback to the rally call in 1096 and Urban II's speech that led to the First Crusade (I'm a medieval history nerd, you are not). It's never been widely used... 1/

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