RUBY TUESDAYS

8 year old me genuinely locking in to see if God gave me any superpowers

the feminine urge to keep adding to someone’s gift cuz “it isn’t enough” 😭

not one person tried to pull an april fools prank on me today - this world has lost all its whimsy

What hanging with the girls this summer is going to feel like

me at my big age waking up to an easter basket

I fucking DESPISE annual corporate self-review and goal setting. My goal is to get a paycheck every couple weeks

sorry i deleted u on everything, u made me mad. wyd tho?

My brother in Christ we have child-eating demons walking among us right now. Idgaf bout a alien

cómo se siente preguntar "qué pasó??" mientras todos se ríen

i am like if someone who is incredibly clingy and obsessive was also incredibly avoidant and elusive

was in a hit and run and had to go against two of my morals. 1. don’t be nice to police officers 2. don’t be a snitch i feel gross i need a shower

Y’all be miserable at work because you allow leadership to bully you, but you don’t bully them back. BULLY THEM! 😂 Management hates to see me coming.

If there’s a class action over this, I’m probably going to be able to retire

the thought of selling my car for scrap makes me so unbelievably sad 😢 that’s literally my best friend - he’s taken me every where and i’m supposed to just abandon him 🥺?????

i hate saying “I don’t drink” because people automatically assume it’s for some moral reason when really it’s just alcohol tastes disgusting

I don’t get the Addison Rae hype and I never will. propaganda I’m not falling for.

i’m so hungry I could eat a right person wrong time strangers to lovers back to strangers back to lovers arch with at least 2 breakups and a proposal at the end

new 1d fans who complained about not getting to experience 1d when they were still together, well here you go