these fake antiques roadshow captions are so funny to me [A THREAD]

DYING LIGHT 2 is coming December 7, 2021

lmao

On this day in 1917, white supremacists burned East St. Louis to the ground and murdered hundreds of Black people — and most people have no idea it ever happened. The truth about white supremacy needs to be taught in every classroom in this country.

"Only the old stuff for me."

the teletubbies have confirmed that they are all 18 which means that they can be drafted into a war

Hey gamers n baseball players. The band's new single just hit streaming services. Check it out! If you dont the bassist will cry. Beau Diamond • 21 or Bust open.spotify.com/track/4BeHBQsL…

Video games, I beg of you, consider more black hairstyles in your "character creators" than dreads.

Alfredo Rivera is the greatest storyteller of our time.

Jesus heals the sick

BREAKING: A Newsmax anchor just blew up and angrily cut off an American veteran who is helping to evacuate Americans and Afghan allies for pointing out that Trump is responsible for much of the problem. (h/t Jason S. Campbell)

THQ Nordic has announced SpongeBob Squarepants: The Cosmic Shake.

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