Yesterday I genuinely felt lucky that I was able to perch on the luggage rack 🫠

Nobody told me about the “fishing a surprise turd out of the washing machine” phase of motherhood 🫠

This is feeling very Spursy

NOW can we have a by-election?

Shania at the Brits. Finally, an icon #BRITs

I voted ‘Leave it’ 🫣

I need a drink #LEIEVE

Jamie Vardy

STOP THE COUNT

Jeez it was bad enough when he was a Tory 🤢

The mad ramblings of my local MP - in which he mentions not one local issue. I’m no Tory but surely if an MP switches parties there should be a by-election. His constituency didn’t vote for this. Bonkers. #andrewbridgen

Remember that while they did this, I held up my baby to a window on Christmas Eve so she could see her family. How anyone could re-elect them after this is beyond me.

Congratulations Amanda Hack MP looking forward to seeing you represent NWL in Parliament

And still, she rises 👊

Not the Dame Denise Lewis montage omg 😭 What a job to leave for though, nobody better 🥇

I watched Shonda write out Alex Karev with a LETTER

She met him at the turkey curry buffet

Word of the day is ‘recrudescence’ (17th century): the return of something terrible after a time of reprieve.

good morning world