Person working the Taco Bell drive thru really just said “welcome back, Lauren!” I’m—

Thinking about the time an inside source told me Nickelodeon slime is banana pudding flavor.

Super on brand for me to be a day late. 10 years of messing up. Happy birthday “Life of the Party” 🎉🎈🎶 music.apple.com/us/album/life-… open.spotify.com/track/51dGAzhK…

So Chipotle is gonna charge me extra for guac on my bowl just to forget it and half my toppings. Then when I go to request a refund for the extra charge, they only offer me a free side of guac but—a ✨limited✨ amount of time to even redeem it. Super awesome. Super fun🥰😜

Wanna burn the roof of my mouth and go play mortal combat here so bad

I wish real life came with subtitles because what is anyone ever saying

Everyday I wake up, I thank God that Little Mix

I’m so tired of things being “cringe” Can we please go back to being excited about things and looking like absolute losers for the fun of it?? You’re boring!!!

Zara Larson’s concerts go crazy

Was “starring” spelled wrong on purpose or am I late to the joke?

She looks like she’s about to cancel plans just in case you call

Being an OG group 7 member is so healing. Like life really is worth living huh?

Hehehhee

10.31.25

Pls read🖤🥺🕯️

I don’t care how many times I’ve seen it, I will always stop and watch the video of the microphone falling into Markiplier’s mouth

If Trader Joe’s ever got rid of the vegetable Thai dumplings, that would probably be it for me

My first single in EIGHT YEARS IS OUT NOWWW!! Stream Soul Sucker by Lauren Carnahan. Link in bio! 🖤🕯️🥀

Scene so sad, you only need a screenshot😖

Dear Hollywood, I am so unbelievably ordinary looking AND I can sing. Call me🥹