why do people get so pissed about mlms there's literally nothing wrong with being gay

This is the most insulting tracking update I've ever gotten.

This just in, Biden thinks semiautomatic guns are fuckin sick 🤙🏾🤙🏾

I can't even begin to describe the NOTHING that this will do. Just legalize weed already or something.

THIS WEEKEND! Jeremiah Coughlan is a comedian with a very distinct style. Dave Attell recently described him on stage as “someone who looks like he knows everything there is to know about parrots.” Tickets: dojour.us/e/16423 Pearl Rose Lahiru Samarasinghe #twincitiescomedy

No I am not "hard at work," you perv

bro are you fuckin lollygagging right now

happy to announce next friday we’re doing it again and i am making a point to be less off-putting this time! these are really great comics though, very highly rec

The wolves are emails I’m the lamb

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acting in the style of male lead in the spring musical who has been in situationships with three freshman this semester alone

I love spending my summer dog walks dreading just how fucking shitty the winter dog walks are going to be

Not by the hair on my chinny chin chin bro

Finally got the courage to block texts from my dentist 🖕🏾🖕🏾🖕🏾🖕🏾🖕🏾

(45/45) In conclusion, the littler the rascal, the more of a rascal they truly are.

Genuinely almost died driving in this rain I should get to skip work today as a reward for surviving

his WHAT