I met Victoria in her mother’s jewelry store forty years ago, and I came out with the most priceless jewel! What an amazing gift she is. I wouldn’t be half of who I am without her. Happy Birthday my love ❤️

There is a boy somewhere right now who has no girlfriend. No calls. No texts. Just by himself, and on his phone. How are you doing?

This international break has made me realize that football is all I have got for now, my life is so boring without Man United. 😂 #MUFC 👊🏾🛑👹

Our Muslim brothers gave us a 3 day weekend. We've repaid them with a 4 day weekend. Over to you atheists 🤝

I woke up. Gave Claude just two prompts. Reached my limit instantly. Went back to my ex, ChatGPT (she’s always active) always.

AWS multiple choice in an exam 😭

Spirit of ‘almost there’ die by fire.

I day find undergraduate internships na graduate program full everywhere If you people like when I finish school lemme not see those graduate programs again You people will see

I swear the air gets heavier around 7 pm on Sundays. You can feel the Microsoft Teams energy approaching.

⚡😳 OBA FEMI BEATS BROCK LESNAR!!!! SOMEBODY HOLD ME I GO RUN MAD OHHHHH!!!! #wwe #wrestling #WrestleMania #WrestleMania42

ACKNOWLEDGE YOUR OTC!! ☝️ Roman Reigns Stream #WrestleMania LIVE RIGHT NOW on the ESPN app! ➡️ es.pn/watchwwe

7 World Titles. 11 WrestleMania Main Events. The OTC. #AcknowledgeHim Roman Reigns

lool na this mentality i use enter lagos dating pool. dem wan kill me. abeg i no dey try see wife in the beginning again o. thanks

9 goals in 14 UCL games and Lamine Yamal wanted to win the Ballon d'Or with 9 league goals 😭😭😭

Run from bandits, Run from police, Run from thugs.

Your parents have been married for close to 30 years. You don’t see them as role models for marriage, but two social media couples who got married and divorced in less than two years are making you scared to get married. You see that you don’t have sense.

Nigerian parents can reduce aura .. Which one is come to the bus-stop station with wheelbarrow 😭😭 To come do wetin????💔