“repost” instead of “retweet” just doesn’t feel right

drinking every day really takes the magic out of it

you’re one nasty mf if you can make a bathroom stall smell like a porta potty

you ever look at your weed and think “why am i still smoking this” ?.. me either, cheers

flapjack was my luffy before i started watching one piece

if i hand you my penjamin and you lick your lips, i will snatch that shit back

how strong do you think the wine jesus made was ?

that stupid alarm test woke me up from a good nap 😑

Busy chasing everyone in their dreams but forgot to follow my own 😔

rewatched aot like 5 times and now im working on 6

i will never comprehend how this translates to music

anyone got a basement ?

i have given up

LUDA

my house is too quiet without my dogs :(

gave someone a meaningful father’s day message and they asked if i’m drunk.. i said “so what if i’m buzzed !! the liquor tells the truth !!”

About to drink a Celsius and punch my dad in the head.

today feels like a bad day

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